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I officially hate anyone who has ever owned or controlled a broadcast or pay television outlet.

FX‘s president, John Landgraf, in a conference call with news media announced today the cancellation of the network’s newest original show, “Terriers” (source).  Being qualitatively one of the best shows on television is apparently not enough to support a series anymore.  The sheep need to be fed a steady diet of shitty murder whodunnits or [...]

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Romantic Advice

This article was originally published on The Legal Satyricon

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FSM Displays His Awesome Might

His blessed sauceliness has declared, “Thou shalt have no other monsters before me.”

H/T Jessica K.

This article was originally published on The Legal Satyricon

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Jorgensen, How could you?

Christopher Jorgensen, of JackassLetters.com infamy, has further demonstrated his complete lack of sensitivity, yet again, this past weekend.  In an appalling display of callousness, he has

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When the Zombie Apocalypse Comes . . .

…and the roadways are choked with abandoned vehicles, I will still be able to travel cross country.

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Thanksgiving at the Vatican, The John Paul Years

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Sounds like a conversation with my wife…

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g33k chicks are awesome

"Jabba’s barge has a pretty chill after party.  Yeah, we’re just kickin’ back drinking a few Supernovas and gettin’ a tan."

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It’s never too early to learn…

"Now, relax your throat… that's it…"

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It's official... The Nobel Prizes have lost all significance

You know what would be cool?  If I could use my fortune to establish a prize for doing nothing!  Imagine it… "And the Nobel Prize for doing Jack Shit goes to…"

Maybe I’m just too young to realize that it’s always been effed up this way, but when I was a kid, I used to [...]

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