March 2023
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It's official... The Nobel Prizes have lost all significance

You know what would be cool?  If I could use my fortune to establish a prize for doing nothing!  Imagine it… "And the Nobel Prize for doing Jack Shit goes to…"

Maybe I’m just too young to realize that it’s always been effed up this way, but when I was a kid, I used to [...]

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@Left-wing Nutjobs: Disagreeing with the President does NOT make me a racist

An extremely disturbing trend has started to develop in the U.S. political landscape, which needs to be addressed sooner rather than later.&nbsp It seems that the the left would like to start playing the "race card" every time someone disagrees with President Obama.&nbsp Not only is this behavior irresponsible and childish, it only serves to [...]

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I wonder if she still feels that way...

Excerpt of Republican Sen. Jeff Sessions’s questioning of then-U.S. District judge Sonia Sotomayor at her 1997 Senate Judiciary Committee confirmation hearing to the federal appeals court:

Sessions: Judge Sotomayor, would you agree that if we respect that Constitution, we have to enforce it, the good and bad parts?

Sotomayor: Absolutely, sir.

Sessions: Even if we do not agree [...]

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Change we can all believe in…

Obama plans National Day of Prayer proclamation, not event… Aaaaah! Not an event? That TOTALLY makes it different.

This story was originally published on The Legal Satyricon.

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Obama Art Unveiling Suppressed

Artist Michael D’Antuono was scheduled to publicly unveil his painting (pictured below) in New York’s Union Square Park this morning, to commemorate Obama’s 100th day in office. However, due to “thousands of emails and phone calls; online blogs and other public commentary received in the first 48 hours following its release”, the event was [...]

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Indian Politician Wants “Slumdog” Song to be Public Property... (so he can use it in his campaign)

“Anyone should be able to use the song. ‘Jai Ho’ should not belong to any one; it belongs to the country,” claims Atul Shah, an Indian politician who is seeking election (source). The song, from the film “Slumdog Millionaire,” won this year’s Academy Award for Best Song. Even if it had not, [...]

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How Much is Your Virginity Worth?: Lessons in Economics and Federalism

A twenty-two year old Nevada woman has placed her virginity up for grabs in an online auction, where the bidding has reportedly reached over $3.7 million. The transaction has caught the attention of some religious groups, who would like the federal government to intervene. However, because prostitution is legal in the state of [...]

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President Elect, Barack Hussein Obama, You Have My Support... For the Moment

I stayed up late to hear our newly elected president, Barack Obama, address the crowd that had gathered in Chicago’s Grant Park. I had mixed feelings about the landslide victory that I had watched unfold on Fox News for the several hours preceding his speech. On the one hand, I was frustrated to see my [...]

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Barack Obama – A Jimmy Carter for the New Millennium

First off, I want to thank the Legal Satyriconistas for extending an invitation to me for a counterpoint to their recent endorsement of Democratic Presidential Nominee, Barack Obama. In today’s political landscape, where polarization is the norm, it is increasingly important that healthy, two-sided, rational debate be encouraged. Also, I apologize for violating the five-hundred-word [...]

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